Monday, June 19, 2006

How to keep cool today

Reptiles, of course, have no internal heating which is why they need to bask in sunlight to start themselves off in the morning. One of my favourite reptiles is the gecko: that magical lizard with the ability to scamper up and cling to walls and ceiling.

So, take as many sluggish geckos as you can find and place them on various parts of your body such as pressure points, chakras and / or erogenous zones.

The geckos will draw heat from you in their own inimitable reptilian fashion and you will be both cool and be aiding cute reptiles.

What could be better?

Well, also, while warming themselves the geckos with ingest small amount of your life force / chi and once charged up they will skuttle about manipulating things and people, in a magical, clinging lizard sort of way, to bring about your wildest dreams and protect your from your enemies.

This has been a public service announcement, please have a good summer. On no account may you substitute geckos for skinks.
         .....not Skinks